He plans on videotaping his trip: And now he'll know when to start.Courtesy Greencolanderfall-proof pants. Sort of. More like pants that let you know when you're falling. Sort of.
The plaid, I have to say, isn't a bad marketing strategy, really. I think the sort of people who wear plaid pants are probably also the sort of people who fall over more often. Although one hates to generalize.