Apr
01
2013

GM ice cream: The diet break through we've all been waiting for

Broccoli ice cream anyone?: Broccoli is just one of the new flavors of genetically modified ice cream now for sale. Through the GM process, 93 percent of calories have been removed from the new ice cream products.
Broccoli ice cream anyone?: Broccoli is just one of the new flavors of genetically modified ice cream now for sale. Through the GM process, 93 percent of calories have been removed from the new ice cream products.Courtesy Terence Ong
In one of the biggest breakthroughs in food and dietary history, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration has announced today (April 1, 2013), that it is permitting the sale of genetically modified ice cream to the public. The announcement comes on the heals of 16 years of experimenting and testing to come with a healthier version of the dairy food.

"Through the genetic modification (GM) process, we've been able to remove up to 93 percent of the calories you find in traditional ice creams, explained FDA spokesman Herman Guernsey. "And with that breakthrough, we've eliminated 100 percent of the guilt associated with eating ice cream. Now, people will be able to enjoy healthier and happier ice cream."

Of course, such breakthroughs also require some significant changes to the ice cream. The GM process did not work for traditional ice cream flavors like vanilla, chocolate or strawberry. "We did have to turn to some more health-oriented flavorings, but our focus groups seemed to especially like the GM ice cream flavors of broccoli, spinach and tuna," said Guernsey.

Cost is another issue for consumers. In order to push the GM ice cream through this advanced process, the cost right now is about $10 a pint. While public sales start today, GM ice cream may not be available in all grocery stores. But internet orders are being accepted at the website www.gmicecream.com. "We strongly advise anyone making internet orders do do so in the winter time as the ice cream is shipped by U.S. mail," Guernsey added.

He concluded: "We think people will enjoy this new GM ice cream and have a good laugh while reading this blog post."

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ayana lowe's picture
ayana lowe says:

the ice cream seems werid

posted on Fri, 04/05/2013 - 8:44am
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

interesting flavor choices...

posted on Tue, 04/23/2013 - 1:22pm
danny phillips's picture
danny phillips says:

If I can eat ice cream without all of the calories... I'm IN!!!! Guilt free indulgence!

posted on Fri, 05/03/2013 - 10:59am
Charlos Fabulous's picture
Charlos Fabulous says:

Is this legitimate because ice cream doesn't usually have genes? But it does sound cool. :)

posted on Sat, 05/04/2013 - 1:10pm

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