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Certifiable: Photographic proof that JGordon is indeed nuts.
Certifiable: Photographic proof that JGordon is indeed nuts.
Courtesy jimrenaud (with adaption by Mark Ryan)
Amateur scientist and part-time Science Museum of Minnesota employee, Mark Ryan, announced today that Buzz contributor JGordon is totally insane. Ryan said his conclusion is based mainly on JGordon's recent post regarding a Russian vodka pipeline, but also admitted that some of JG's previous blog postings were involved in the study.

"All the evidence seems to point to the fact that the guy's not playing with a full bag of jacks," Ryan said.

JGordon (Gordonoseus fruitloopius) is a species of humanoid that exists mostly in the Blogosphere and is rarely seen in nature, although there have been some unsubstantiated sightings of the creature loitering in front of museum vending machines. But even then it's not easy to know for sure if it's the real JGordon or a cleverly disguised extraterrestrial wingnut.

The results of Ryan's study appear in today's issue of Science Buzz.

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