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Careful with that spray, dude: You're playing with fire there.
Courtesy reemerHey there, kiddos. Welcome to a brand new edition of Science Buzz: The Horror.

As usual on The Horror, today we’ll be obsessing over a somewhat concerning aspect of the world we live in: sprays.

It turns out that some of the stuff we love to spray on ourselves can be pretty nasty for us. The headline of this post may be distorting things a little (it’s called hyperbole, okay, and it’s the best thing in the history of everything, so lay off), so we ought to clear that up a little first.

When I say that hairspray mutilates your junk, I’m referring to the junk of the world. Your own junk is probably pretty safe, but the junk of your children is being put at risk by your use of hairspray. See, while I’m sure that you could find a way to use hairspray to destroy your own genitals, the issue at hand is that heavy exposure to hairspray during pregnancy can contribute to birth defects. Defects of the junk. Penis defects, in particular. It seems that certain chemicals found in hairspray, called phthalates, disrupt hormones in pregnant women. This increases the chance that their sons will be born with a condition called hypospadias (and I won’t be linking to that because the images that turn up are… whatever). Hypospadias causes the urinary opening to shift to the underside of the penis. Obviously, this sort of thing could lead to a whole range of penis-related problems. It can be fixed with surgery, but, given the option, I’m guessing that most boys wouldn’t choose to have hypospadias. So maybe you easy on the hairspray when you’re preggers.

Okay. So what about “Body spray: it kills you”?

Well, it would be very difficult for Axe to kill you (as opposed to an axe, I guess, which could kill you easily). But it looks like Lynx body spray (the Euro version of Axe) killed this poor kid. The boy collapsed in the bathroom while reapplying a “copious amount” of body spray to himself. There were no drugs in his system, but something caused his heart to start beating so irregularly that he died five days later in the hospital. As near as the doctors could tell, the episode was caused by the “passive inhalation of solvent”—that is, from accidentally inhaling too much of the body spray fumes that were trapped in the little bathroom. The spray can does warn against prolonged spraying, and says that it should only be used in well-ventilated areas. But who reads warning labels? So maybe go easy on the body spray.

(Actually, go easy on the body spray regardless of associated health issues. If not for yourself, then do it for the rest of us.)

Start your fretting.

Tags : health, body spray, birth defects, hairspray

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Blissfully ignorant of the chaotic zoo that her head has become: A hairspray user smiles for the camera.
Courtesy StarMamaThanks to the hard work of diligent microbiologists, human beings now have something new to think about.

This would be frustrating for me, because I already spend so much time thinking about America’s Funniest Home Videos, the Hantavirus, water shoes, and body odor, except that this new discovery, for the most part, only applies to people who use hairspray. I don’t even use a comb, so I think I’m in the clear.

Anyway, the new thing you should be thinking, nay, worrying about, is this: Microbacterium hatanonis. It’s a brand new bacteria that lives in your hairspray. Surprise!

Contamination of cosmetic products is rare, but, obviously, not unheard of. And while you may not have realized that you have been spraying your head with Microbacterium hatanonis, you’ve probably had intimate contact with some of its Microbacterium relatives, which are known to live out their greasy little lives “in milk, cheese, beef, eggs…on catheters, and in bone marrow…and even in the blood of patients with leukemia.” And in your hair, of course.

While similar Microbacterium have been found to infect humans, whether or not M. hatanonis is likely to cause any trouble for people remains to be seen. If you have any hope of getting a serious worry on, though, I think it’s pretty safe to assume that it will be found to infect humans. And its effects? I’m sure they’ll include a whole variety of weeping sores, burning sensations, and sour odors. If you don’t like that, I’m sorry—I don’t make the symptoms, I just imagine them. In the mean time, I strongly recommend careful microscopic inspection of all hairspray before applying it to your head, or wherever else you might use it.

Tags : Microbacterium, hairspray, health, infectious disease, bacteria, your germy head

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