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Jean

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Fear + centipedes = chilopodophobia. Hmm… what else?
Weird, I always thought you were a woman.
Friday finger extravaganza! Are you wealthy, aggressive, and gay?
That picture explains so much, like why you punch tables all the time. And all the black eyes you've given me.
Science says: you’re a nogoodnik, your friends are nogoodniks
Bwahaha! Nice closer. Touche...
Elephantitis: not real. Elephantiasis: real, but on the ropes.
I don't know what's worse thinking about elephantiasis or reading about globsters while I am eating a delicious sandwich. Thanks for ruining my lunch J-Go. Anyway, that's nothing that a nice pair of...

Biography

I wish I were an expert in:
Paleontology, Cryptozoology, Pseudoarchaeology, and Mortuary Science. Also, vampires.
Dream jobs:
Zombie killer, Egyptologist, Pro Wrestler, and Stephen Jay Gould.

Science in my life

What is science to you?
A paycheck.
I would invent
A car that drives me.
Technology I love
Skynet
Technology that drives me crazy
Skynet. Also, Stephen Hawking. He sounds like a jerk.
What technology do you use every day?
Skynet
What math do you use every day?
I count stone tools all day, every day.