Another "brutally cold and snowy" winter on the way.

by JGordon on Oct. 06th, 2011

This old man is as horrified as you are: Summer is over, sir. Time to dig out your sweaters.
This old man is as horrified as you are: Summer is over, sir. Time to dig out your sweaters.Courtesy rocketlass
So ... long-range forecasting teams are predicting that this winter will be really cold and snowy. You know, like last winter.

Commence crying ... now!

Why is another brutal winter likely? Well, for a couple of reasons:

Primarily, the punishing weather is coming because of your bad behavior. I'm referring specifically to your naughty language, and the way you've been taking fivers out of your mom's purse. Did you think there would be no repercussions? Unbelievable. Obviously you've offended Thor, or something. (Not Science Buzz's own Thor, Thor the weather god. Well ... maybe also Science Buzz's Thor.)

Another big reason for the prediction is the angry girl-child herself: La Niña. As you probably know, La Niña is a cyclical weather pattern, originating in the Pacific Ocean off of South America. La Niña also treats the jetstream like a plaything, generally screwing things up for people.

So, you know, enjoy.

Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

mdr's picture
mdr says:

I scoff at this prediction. Most meteorologists/weather geeks couldn't forecast what they had for lunch yesterday. And even if this prediction is true (which I highly doubt) - I say: Bring it!

posted on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 4:18pm
Liza's picture
Liza says:

Dude, don't tempt the weather gods!

posted on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 8:45am
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

i honestly hate winters.last year was nightmarish.

posted on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 12:58pm
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

I like Science Buzz better when it isn't sensationalistic.

posted on Sat, 10/22/2011 - 7:47pm
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

why so much snow !!!!

posted on Sun, 10/30/2011 - 12:24pm
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

idk

posted on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:18pm
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

its funny that they have to bring up thor, but really? we don't need any more snow compared to the years prior

posted on Sat, 11/05/2011 - 3:15pm
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

i am so excited for winter what about you?
:)

posted on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:17pm

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