I appreciate the thought, but I'm a little wary of people telling me about "good news." I had a couple of very nice young gentlemen in shirts and ties appear at my front door recently to tell me good news about some guy (a friend of theirs, I think). When I finally got the chance to tell them about what was on my mind, though, they suddenly split like bananas. Y'all get to tell me about how great your friend is, but you aren't willing to hear me out about the reason we haven't discovered Bigfoots yet is because they don't think we're ready yet... weak.

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