Robots again! (With video!)

by JGordon on Mar. 08th, 2011

Yeah, that's the future looking back at you
Yeah, that's the future looking back at youCourtesy GeminoidDK
Uh oh. The future is trying to break down our doors again, and it's using its favorite tool.

No, not lasers—robots! Filthy robots. Robots, who steal our jobs and our women (or our men, whichever makes you angrier). Robots, who get more advanced with each passing year, until one day, as sure as the sunrise, they will go Skynet all over us. They will take everything that was ours. They will take our jobs, our mortgages, our more demanding pets, our horticultural chores, and humans will be relegated to a million lifetimes of lying on beaches and surviving off the food that robots cook but cannot eat. The end of history. As the man said, "That's it, man! Game over, man, game over!"

We humans have a few years left as the top dogs, but certainly not many. As you can see in the video below, robots have already advanced to the point where they can do many of the things babies can—smile, blink, twitch, look stupid—and at least one thing babies can't do: grow beards.

Game over, man, game over.

Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

mdr's picture
mdr says:

That is very disturbing.

posted on Tue, 03/08/2011 - 8:49pm
Shana's picture
Shana says:

So creepy!!

posted on Wed, 03/09/2011 - 11:27am
donivan's picture
donivan says:

is that real

posted on Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:25pm
Caleb's picture
Caleb says:

That is sooo Creepy his eyes bliked so much!

posted on Sat, 07/21/2012 - 1:53pm

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