A boring old one-faced cat: I'll be throwing him out soon, in favor of a newer model.Courtesy JGordonWhy was I not made aware of this earlier? This is an outrage! There's a media conspiracy at work here, a government cover-up. They, The Man, the military-industrial complex, the cigarette-smoking men, the Masons, the Shriners, are trying to keep us honest, hard-working Americans, from the truth! Truths like "Can a single cat have two faces? Yes."

How are we, as a society, as a democracy, supposed to move forward if important, nay, vital, information is being kept from us?

Break free. Go here, and meet this damn two-faced cat.