Chan’s Megastick: it might be what you think!

It's thinking about what it's going to do to you: It'll probably just hug you.
It's thinking about what it's going to do to you: It'll probably just hug you.Courtesy Datuk Chan Chew Lun
Light your sparklers Buzzketeers! It’s celebration time! And if you don’t have sparklers, go ahead and light any old thing! Because the world officially has a new largest insect!

Bang a gong!

This new bug is actually dead, and has been dead for about thirty years, but the international insect size record committee has had a lot of back work to do, and I guess they only just got around to it.

Anyway, we just have to accept that now everybody can measure insects as quickly as we might hope, and move on to this massive bug—Chan’s Megastick. (Or Phobaeticus chain if you’re going to be a jerk about it.) It looks… like a stick, really. A stick that’s nearly two feet long.

That’s right, y’all, the megastick is over 22 inches long from front legs to back legs, with a 14-inch-long body. It lives by disguising itself among the treetops, until a human walks beneath it, at which point it dives down, and inserts itself into the person’s body. It lives the remainder of its life there, laying eggs in all major organs, and scurrying around just beneath the skin.

That, or they spend their lives moving slowly and eating plants. Which ever you choose to believe.

The record-breaking specimen was collected decades ago in Borneo by a local giant bug enthusiast. Ten years later, the Malaysian naturalist Datuk Chan Chew Lun found the remarkable insect in the collection, and it was only announced to be a new species (among more than 3000 species of stick insects) last week. It edged out the previous record holder by less than an inch.

A huge, huge bug. How do you feel about that?

Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

wraithdrudge's picture
wraithdrudge says:

i don't know,the largest? i think we should only name it the longest!

posted on Wed, 10/22/2008 - 4:21pm
JGordon's picture
JGordon says:

Wraithdrudge! You totally got me. Longest. That's what I meant.

posted on Sat, 10/25/2008 - 9:59pm
sugar bear's picture
sugar bear says:

how do u know?

posted on Fri, 10/24/2008 - 1:02pm
dellax28's picture
dellax28 says:

I always thought that I might grab these insect and break them, thinking that they are sticks

posted on Thu, 10/30/2008 - 6:03pm

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