Hollywood heartthrob Kevin Costner to save Gulf with science.

The Guardian: sticking it to The Company Men!
The Guardian: sticking it to The Company Men!Courtesy USAF
Rumor Has It that the Prince of Thieves, Kevin Costner, is now The Bodyguard to the Waterworld we call the Gulf of Mexico, where Shadows Run Black... and so does the oil! He'll be putting The Big Chill on BP's oil spill, cleaning up that Untouchable crude oil with centrifugal machines developed by his company. He's sending a Message in a Bottle to the ocean (but not through The Postman): "I don't hate you for destroying the set of Waterworld! I don't want Revenge!"

But does the machine really work, or is it just a Field of Dreams? In his Testament to congress, Costner argued that it does, and that congress should require oil companies to all buy these machines. Will they? It may depend on a Swing Vote! Only time will tell if this modern-day marine Wyatt Earp can help create A Perfect World with his fancy Tin Cups!

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Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

Thor's picture
Thor says:

I'm pretty sure Kevin Costner was not in "The Big Chill"

posted on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 3:57pm
JGordon's picture
JGordon says:

Psyche! He was the dead guy. You just never saw his face.

posted on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 4:25pm
mdr's picture
mdr says:

That bit of cinema trivia is just about as old as a sled named Rosebud.

posted on Fri, 06/11/2010 - 7:29pm
Thor's picture
Thor says:

Well, it was a better acting job than what he gave us in "The Mailman"!!!

posted on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 10:53am
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

haha well if he was the dead man, and u couldnt see his face,, how is he a heart throb:)??

posted on Mon, 06/14/2010 - 3:05pm
Tupack's picture
Tupack says:

I have no idea whether that idea of machines would work but I do think that a point to be noted is that congress should require oil companies to all buy these machines. Anyways thanks a lot for sharing this news.

posted on Fri, 01/17/2014 - 6:03am

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