Nessie: This time we got him for sure!

Would you still love Nessie if it looked like this?: Don't lie to me. I know when you're lying to me.
Would you still love Nessie if it looked like this?: Don't lie to me. I know when you're lying to me.Courtesy cramsay23
Our sly creature pal, the Loch Ness Monster, is back flaunting his hot stuff on tape.

A couple of Huddersfield holidaymakers (“holidaymakers” being British for “dangerous social deviants”) claim to have captured the image of Nessie on their vaca video (“vaca” is American for “debauchery near water.” I think it’s also Spanish for “cow.”)

Fearing institutional commitment (think “Oliver Twist” without the songs—so, like, Oliver Twist the book), the British challengers of the unknown kept mum about their discovery for several weeks, until an important decision was made while drinking: let the world know.

The video was apparently assisted in its journey to the public eye by Sony Pictures Entertainment, a well know scientific institution. Coincidentally, SPE was in the neighborhood (of Scotland) intending to stage a projection of Nessie for the release of its new DVD Waterhorse: The Legend of Horsewater.

One wonders to what extent Sony went to kick up some exciting videos.

Anyway, I hope this is encouraging news for everyone. Pack your video cameras and harpoon guns, because I hear Scotland is beautiful this time of year.

Oh, right. Here’s the video.

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Anonymous says:

wow the loc ness monster is not even real! i promise!


posted on Sat, 07/12/2008 - 5:30pm

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