Jul
01
2008

Robots will take our music.

You would take this from him too?: The man has a harmonica stuck in his mouth, for God's sake. Leave him at least some of his dignity.
You would take this from him too?: The man has a harmonica stuck in his mouth, for God's sake. Leave him at least some of his dignity.Courtesy aeonfire
Just when you think that they've taken all they could...they take some more.

Those horrible robots will not leave us organics be. First they take valuable manufacturing jobs away from young children, and now they've got their horrible metal claws in what we always assumed made us human.

No, not love. Robots claimed love long ago. I'm afraid they've dug even deeper. Robots have taken our music.

No doubt created by some misguided genius, a robot band now exists. Ala House on the Rock, except, you know, functioning*.

The band, called The Trons, doesn't rock very hard, but I'm afraid that it does rock a little bit, and that's troubling, to say the least.

See them do their odd thing here

*Anybody who's down with House on the Rock and its horrifying musical rooms wins the JGordon Certificate of Achievement, by the way.

Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

Jean's picture
Jean says:

I win!!

posted on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 9:01pm
cbrenberg's picture
cbrenberg says:

not to steal your thunder, but somebody has done this before. A man created a band of robots to perform with him, but they then took him captive. They did that because they're robots,and therefore evil. A search of the internet for "Captured by Robots" will provide the details.

posted on Fri, 07/04/2008 - 11:00pm
JGordon's picture
JGordon says:

Jean: you do win!

cbrenberg: nobody likes a smarty pants, but you're right, of course. I only assume that the creator of the Trons has been captured as well. They probably turned him into drum heads.

posted on Mon, 07/07/2008 - 9:16am
wraithdrudge's picture
wraithdrudge says:

no no robot can pump out the amazing guitar slos of real metal heads!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 4:52pm
wraithdrudge's picture
wraithdrudge says:

long live the power of rel musicians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted on Wed, 10/15/2008 - 4:52pm

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