May
24
2012

In Russia, Moon puts base on you!

So it's true?: Not necessarily the moon thing. The other part.
So it's true?: Not necessarily the moon thing. The other part.Courtesy Thomas Fowler and OZinOH
What does that title even mean?! I don’t know! Yakov Smirnoff stopped making jokes when I was a baby!

In Russia, phone dials you! In Russia, self-tanner applies you! In Russia, wife buys you! They’re all just meaningless words without the code!

Could it be that Russia has plans to establish a permanent base on the moon? Could that be? I mean, on one hand, my conception of Russia is more or less summed up by an imagined scene in which an old woman and a bear fight over a wilted cabbage. The old lady has a broom … but the bear wants the cabbage too! Does that sound like a space-colonizing nation?

Then again, the mighty USA has been hitching rides into space on Russian rockets for a while now, since we apparently decided that spaceships weren’t something we wanted to buy.

So who knows? Maybe Russia will put a permanent base on the moon. (Or maybe China or Japan will.) Maybe the US will go to an asteroid or to Mars. Maybe, in Russia, asteroid will go to you. Or maybe it’s all just astronaut pillow talk.

Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

Samuel.B's picture
Samuel.B says:

Yes, it doesn't make sense but one thing is for sure, Russia is going to do whatever it can to do the most in space that the U.S.A. is until we get some people in government who are not ok with us being left behind.

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    Russia has always been a frustration of America when it comes to space exploration but our current president does not want to compete anymore and is fine with us not being the best.

posted on Mon, 05/28/2012 - 5:58am

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