Tequila will make you rich, famous, sparkly

Get rid of that lime!: It's making my diamonds all sticky and sour!
Get rid of that lime!: It's making my diamonds all sticky and sour!Courtesy chrisngayle2001
That’s right, y’all, I’m promoting the intentional misinterpretation of science!

Tequila will make you rich (and therefore famous) because you can make diamonds out of it! Also, I hear that it makes you drunk.

But the diamonds, those sparkly diamonds, that’s why we’re here. Assuming you’re over 21 (or that you have a super cool and criminally irresponsible older cousin), and assuming that you have the equipment for pulsed liquid injection chemical vapor deposition, you could be rolling in diamonds. Sure, the diamonds would be only a few ten millionths of a meter in size, but… diamonds!

And now… let us back up. We aren’t talking about some glittery Cuervo version of Goldschlager. No, we are—happily—dealing with science here!

See, some Mexican researchers were developing methods of producing diamond films out of organic compounds, e.g. acetone, methanol, and ethanol. They found that ethanol (the kind of alcohol we put into our bodies to make us happier, stronger, and smarter, and then sadder, weaker, and dumber) makes some pretty decent diamond films, especially when it’s mixed with water. About 40% ethanol and 60% water seemed to work best.

A clever scientist then made an interesting connection in a liquor store before work: tequila is also about 40% ethanol and 60% water. This was sort of a remarkable development, as the sort of person who finds themselves in a liquor store before work isn’t necessarily the same sort of person expected to make clever scientific connections. Liquor store employees may be the exception here.

At any rate, the scientist grabbed himself a cheap little bottle of white tequila and brought it to the lab. Said scientist and his fellow scientists then heated the liquor to 536 degrees (230 C) to transform it to a gas. The gas was then injected into a reaction chamber and further heated to 1470 degrees (800 C) to break down its molecular structure. The hot booze gas happened to have just the right mixture of hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon for diamond growth, and there was sort of a rain of tiny diamonds in the chamber. The diamonds, only a few hundred nanometers each (and, remember, a nanometer is one billionth of a meter), settled onto the trays at the bottom of the chamber to form a thin film.

So we aren’t exactly talking about the sort of diamonds with which you could coat your grill (but, seriously, my front has got so much ice right now, I don’t think even nanoscale diamonds would fit, so whatev). Still, diamond films are nothing to be sneezed at—coating something with even a tiny layer of diamonds makes it extremely hard and heat-resistant.

The scientists behind the project are hopeful that this technology could be applied to cutting tools, optical electronics, radiation detectors, and semiconductors within only a few years. For now, however, they are busy testing out different types of tequilas. Which is exactly what I would do.

Your Comments, Thoughts, Questions, Ideas

SLC's picture
SLC says:

If anyone ever taste Tequila for their first time they might like it cause of the taste that is in their and how they might just get addicted to it. Mostly a lot of people drink it with lime cause they say it seem to taste better.

posted on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:07am
JGordon's picture
JGordon says:

I think they probably get addicted to it because of the way tequila's high alcohol content affects their brain chemistry.

But I'm glad we went here. This was the real point I was aiming for with the original post. What makes a good tequila? Taste, or potency? Is there any chance that my plans for a line of non-alcoholic tequila will take off?

posted on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:41am
Anonymous's picture
Anonymous says:

i think alcohl is stupid and they shouldn't make that stuff, i think the museum is not that good but i liked the c.s.i place that was kind of cool

posted on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:34pm
shaunalynn10's picture

wow if i could do that i would make so much diamonds and b shinin haha lol

posted on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:03pm

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