Stories tagged Hey girl

This man is surprised: To learn about the new technology. Because you can also read science news articles on your phone.
This man is surprised: To learn about the new technology. Because you can also read science news articles on your phone.Courtesy CJ Sorg
Believe it, y'all: scientists are developing cheap, disposable chips that will be able to diagnose any of a range of sexually transmitted diseases that you might be carrying. All you have to do would be to pee on your phone. Or pee on a chip, and then plug it into your phone. And, viola, you've got male itch. Or female itch. Or whatever.

Joke about dropping your phone in the toilet, joke about coverage area, joke about app store, joke about loving your phone. Joke about herpes.