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Feeling a little frayed?: That's ok. We've been jerked around a lot in the last year.
Feeling a little frayed?: That's ok. We've been jerked around a lot in the last year.Courtesy KinnicChick
Ok. The startup of the Large Hadron Collider, the biggest, fanciest machine ever built, the doomsday atom-smasher, the revealer, the secret-finder, the lens of God* has once again been delayed, this time from October to November.

The machine that will make sense of it all, or start an apocalyptic chain reaction in the matter of our planet, has a couple little helium leaks that need to be repaired. If I were the director of the project, I’d just get a couple interns to stick their fingers in the holes (or have them put their mouths over the leaks for hilarious squeaky interns), but the folks in Switzerland aren’t screwing around.

“We’re going to get it right this time! November? Maybe! Maybe later! Don’t push us, okay? Do you want us to blow up the world? We will, so help me, we will! I am so frustrated!” stated one scientist I just imagined.

So you’ve got one extra month, at least. What are you going to do with it? The possibilities are practically endless. Here are some suggestions:

  • Look at your muscles in a mirror
  • Oil your better muscles
  • See what sport fishing is all about
  • Go to Ikea and splurge. Buy all the wine racks
  • Arts and crafts
  • Watch True Lies with the sound off. Try to guess what the characters are thinking about
  • Google “Origami”
  • Pick one of your friends to be your enemy, but don’t tell them
  • Review your notes

BTW, if you’ve already forgotten what the LHC is, and what it’s supposed to do, check out some of our older posts on it here.

*When I enter Thunderdome, I want all of this to be my introduction. Especially “The Doomsday Atom-Smasher” part†

†Holla back, Mad Max enthusiasts! Who rules Bartertown?


Popular Science magazine is running a series of items on scientific research projects that seem fairly pointless. They report on experiments that have proven that unathletic kids are unpopular; that rock musicians tend to die young; and that people catch the flu in winter.

Why bother? Two reasons. First, as Mark Twain is supposed to have said, “common sense is neither.” A lot of the things we think we know turn out not to be true. Only by checking them out do we really know what’s what.

Second, confirming a phenomenon exists is the first step toward understanding it. If we want to combat the flu, for instance, it helps to know that, yes, it really does strike more often during a particular time of the year. This may be a clue to how the disease spreads, and how we might be able to stop it.

Sometimes, having an amazing grasp of the obvious can be a good thing!

A list of the 11 healthy foods you’re probably not eating. Me, I love me some pumpkin seeds. And the better half puts chard in most everything. And turmeric and cinnamon? Yum. The rest, I could certainly do without.


What stood out in the crowd?
What stood out in the crowd?

Well, 2006 is nearing its end and that means it's time for those always fun end of year lists. So what science discoveries, news stories, scandals, or events were the most important of 2006. Post your ideas as a comment and we will turn the list into a poll where people can vote which ones were the most groundbreaking. I 'heart' community created lists.

I'll add my suggestions as a comment, you should to.