elana max


What is science to you?: 
An attempt to understand the way the world works through experimentation and observation. My dad says, "busting out the logic and reason." He is old and sad, but you get the point.
What technology do you use every day?: 
my phone, my laptop, electric lighting, you know, the usual
What I do (my job): 
college student
Technology that drives me crazy: 
annoying stuff
Technology I love: 
useful stuff
I would invent: 
lots and lots of robots
Where I do what I do: 
cornell university
I wish I were an expert in: 
Any kind of expertise would be pretty awesome. Something useful? Nah, anything. It is one of my life's goals to be the world's foremost scholar in something. Like, people would be all, "I have this problem, I wonder when Action Comics Number 1 was published, ooh let's ask elana max, she's the leading Superman expert IN THE WORLD," and I'd be all, "June 1938 (but the character actually first appeared in 1933)." Yeah. Just like that.
Dream jobs: 
Writer, critic (getting paid to rip other people's stuff apart? Um, yes please. Actually contributing to society? Overrated), professional sleeper (a guy can dream... pun INTENDED)